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IINSTALLING A HUSBAND


(couldn't resist...hope ya'al get as much of a kick out of this one as I did)

Installing a Husband


Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

 

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Ive got this on my board. Its too funny. I love reading it.

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Re: IINSTALLING A HUSBAND


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LOL!

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omg i love this...

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That's fantastic Mary, thanks for sharing! emoticon

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Very funny emoticon

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emoticon That's funny as hell, Mary! emoticon


Nan, I so didn't expectto see you emoticon welcoem to this place emoticon

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Well Louise sent me a link and I thought what the hell, it looks interesting and it has dragons, I love emoticon

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emoticon Well most of everyone ehre is a big Dragon lover, we got a lot to choose from. emoticon You enjoy yerself, and do whatever ya want. emoticon

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Welcome NannyOg! emoticon

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Thank you Ladyhawke, I've said this before but I love that film

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Yeah me too. It tortures me how they're so close for so long and yet so far apart. And when they finally break the curse, it's beautiful.

Not to mention that I love the black wolf and the horse and the hawk in that movie. Only bad thing was the soundtrack was a bit...odd. When I first saw it I expected there to be this classical theme, and it was all TSO on crack and rock-type stuff. But the movie rocks my socks and always will.

Hmmm....mayhaps I should go watch it today....

Oh and you can call me Marci, tis what everyone calls me here. emoticon

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Heehee--Marci, LadyHawk was the very first movie I saw Rutger in and I fell in love ....sighs....he's got such an Evil handsomeness about him...those eyes...It's one of my favorite movies too.

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